Little bit early for Christmas if you ask me but so much to unpack here, I just had to snap it.

Shonan Bellmare are the local J-League football team, as you may have gathered from the footballs on the tree here.

Their mascot is based on Neptune – you know, the god of the sea? Except this chap’s called King Bell, for some reason.

And he’s dressed as Santa Claus.

I’m really not sure how any of this comes together in any cohesive fashion so just nod and be grateful that Mariah Carey song isn’t playing.